MY FACE
aw damn my tit.
it went through my lipring
shit
it got my laptop again
eh, i already had a limp, this’ll just even it out. hand me the pliers. and a new pair of pants.
My face.
And if it goes through my head (it’s at point blank i guess) the school cieling.
Tumblr: murdering people in public since (idk when tumblr was made guys)
Now there’s a hole in the cieling….
dammit there goes my peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Shot my glass of milk.
Well there goes my right forearm.
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dorkoelfreako reblogged this from jhonenstalker and added:
My poor belly…
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whosplayerthree reblogged this from reitonkyouju and added:
Corner of my laptop and some vital organ….
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tenaciousthoughts reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
Well, if it got through the wood of the table, I just pierced my bely button. Or thereabouts. Ow
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faytev2 reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
Ouch, right through the femoral artery. *dies*
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waslikesstuff reblogged this from lanternmoth and added:
I was scratching my head. There is now a nail embedded in the top side of my skull. GODDAMMIT, I THINK I JUST DIED
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lanternmoth reblogged this from milkypocky and added:
There’s a nail embedded in the couch inches from my head. WELP
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milkypocky reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
Oop. My laptop is now nailed to my stomach.
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alli-smith reblogged this from hanamaehata and added:
wallMy ankle….OH...TABLETWHYSTRAIGHT
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depressedinsanity reblogged this from freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow
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freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow reblogged this from laurenw1025 and added:
my ovary really did explode this time omg
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blackcandid reblogged this from buffdaddygone and added:
D: My boobs shit man
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last-honest-look reblogged this from tegan-or-sara
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tegan-or-sara reblogged this from toogeekytofunction
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viciousdelicacy reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
MY HEART ;O;
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thatoneweirdperson reblogged this from shadowwalkersrise and added:
WELP. THERE GOES MY LAPPY. 8|
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sweet--bubbles reblogged this from kufufuck and added:
My jugular O_O
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bananascorpion reblogged this from akuromanempire
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pastachu reblogged this from kufufuck and added:
my foot
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akuromanempire reblogged this from fanning-over-stuff and added:
my face good god
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kufufuck reblogged this from variabitches and added:
MY HEART, MY CHEST DAMNIT
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variabitches reblogged this from you-think-im-joking and added:
aw fuck my abdomen
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fanning-over-stuff reblogged this from suffocatingpenis and added:
OW MY LEG!
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you-think-im-joking reblogged this from blankfacecat and added:
Nooooo, not my pocky.
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shadowwalkersrise reblogged this from pocketfell and added:
I have a hole in my tummy now….
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poofyphluff reblogged this from jolly-dolly and added:
Well there goes my right forearm.
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ravioli--heichou reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
/bleeding through the giant hole made through face
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jolly-dolly reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
Shot my glass of milk.
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godtier-dave reblogged this from nekokunchansan and added:
dammit there goes my peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
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3geek14 reblogged this from disco-dragons and added:
So, I read “the palm of your left hand,” and I put my hand in front of my palm-up so I could examine whatever it was I...
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disco-dragons reblogged this from ficklepenguin and added:
Well there goes my wall.
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kayamalie reblogged this from stankface and added:
Right in the thigh, OW.
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chocolateraine likes this
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clark-k3nt reblogged this from stankface and added:
Shit, I just blew off my dick. I mean…
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stankface reblogged this from harley-quinaide and added:
Fuck, now I’ve gotta get a new laptop
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harley-quinaide reblogged this from queenbeesknees and added:
I just shot myself through my cheek.
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hazelfuckinglevesque reblogged this from cannibalistic-vulcans and added:
MY LEG!
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cannibalistic-vulcans reblogged this from queenbeesknees and added:
Where there goes my mouth.. and my entire jaw..
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queenbeesknees reblogged this from matts-myth and added:
Direct shot into my left eye.
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matts-myth reblogged this from tennantstype40 and added:
Totally just decapitated myself.
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